Swiffer Train

I don't care if you ever take the Shuttle. I don't care if you are the type to not leave your hovel in the far reaches of Bay Ridge or Greenpoint. No matter what you do, you must take your hipper than thou self and get on the Swiffer Train. The interior is made to look like hardwood floors---floor, walls and ceiling, all shiny woodgrain. For some reason, it is very pleasing to the senses. Unless, of course, you have my luck and manage to get on the one car with the hobo. But only then does the campaign lose its appeal. I am going to go home and Swiffer the fuck out of my neighborhood.